This is it — the Star Wars BJJ Shirt you’ve always wanted. It is appropriately named, “Guard Wars.” Yoda says, “BJJ shirt to buy, you must.” Let’s have a look at it.
Yes, you will have increased power and elusiveness if you wear this under your BJJ Gi. It took some doing, but there was an elaborate deal made with the Jedis, so each shirt is guaranteed to come with that special ‘force.’ (*not necessarily true)
The shirt comes in black and under Guard Wars it reads: “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.”
Other features of the Guard Wars shirt:
- 100% cotton
- Crew neck
- Regular fit
- 20 singles
- 5.5 oz. fabric
- You immediately become 73% cooler
- Chicks and dudes will immediately want to be in your presence
- You will land more subs when wearing this shirt while you roll
OK, so not sure about those last few bullet points but whatevs — this shirt is amazing. You know you’ve always wanted a Star Wars BJJ shirt. “Waste time, you must not.” Get yours now while it’s in stock and ready to ship.
Guard Wars is from the new Steak Dinner Boom! brand. Steak Dinner Boom! makes shirts that mix BJJ and MMA with pop culture. Game of Throws, House of Guards and Your Mom Pulls Guard are a few of their new styles.
But if you needed any other inspiration to get stoked about the new Guard Wars shirt, here’s Bill Murray singing the Star Wars theme song as Nick Winters on SNL in the 70’s. It’s quite possibly the greatest thing ever.